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[ knocking ]
Gabriel: Neopolitan for you.
Theo: You remembered! I’d invite you in but my apartment is still a mess from the boxes.
Gabriel: I’ve got an idea! The rooftop. Meet me there in ten?
Theo: Yeah! I’ll bring napkins and spoons.
Gabriel: Sweet!
Gabriel: So why San Myshuno?
Theo: Mmm. The simple answer is there’s work out here.
Gabriel: Ah, what do you do?
Theo: I dance. Right now I’m just an extra for Cirque Felicity at the casino.
Gabriel: Holy shit! Wow! Can you do a little jig?
Theo: You are so unserious! … Yes.
Gabriel: HAH! Amazing.
Theo: What about you? What do you do?
Gabriel: Well… I’m in a band with my friends but since we’re not world famous or whatever, I work at a record store as well.
Theo: Okay!!! Do you sing?
Gabriel: Sometimes but I’m mostly on guitar.
Theo: That’s so awesome though. You have your little community.
Gabriel: Yeah! Okay so weird question, but where’s your accent from? It’s got like a bit of a twang to it.
Theo: [ cackles ] I’m from down South.
Gabriel: Ah so you’re from the country. Oh my God, did you have farm animals?
Theo: Yeah, mostly pigs, cows and goats. I do miss them.
Gabriel: AH THAT’S SO COOL!
Theo: Do you like farm animals? I mean they can be a bit smelly…
Gabriel: They’re just so cute, you know? I don’t think I’d ever be able to take care of them but I dunno. I wanna squish them.
Theo: Bruh you’d be kicked in the chest before that happens! Goats especially, they’re so rude sometimes.
Gabriel: Damn, well did you win in a fight?
Theo: Absolutely… Not.
Gabriel: [ snickers ] Not everyone can be a winner, Theo. Let’s toast to that.
Theo: THAT’S SO MESSED UP! Fine. Cheers- OH NO IT FELL!
Gabriel: BAHAHA! RIP!!
Theo: I CAN NEVER WIN!
#lately i've been listening to a lot of music by solange and omg <3333#that's such a lovely couch hmph#tessellate#sims 4 story#show us your story#tessellate: theo#tessellate: gabriel
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Training w/ Mom
Raven: I'll make you a deal; if you can punch me in the face, I'll take you to that amusement park you've been going on and on about.
Yang: Yooo! No cap?! Let's gooo~!
Raven: ...What the hell did you just say?
Yang: I said, let's hit that griddy with our omega level fazbear gyatt~!
Raven: What?!
Yang: Yeah! What's the matter? You from Ohio or somethin'? On Bros?
Raven: What are you saying?! What language is this?!
Yang: Bruh, you're acting so cringe right now. For real, for real. Definitely not baby gronk fanum taxing the whopper blud.
Raven: Did- Did you have a stroke? Am I having a stroke? Is this a stroke?!
Yang: Your zeta level tude needs to chill, dude.
Raven: I am not a "dude," you little shit!
Yang: Yeesh, talk about unpoggers. You are not skibidimaxxing right now, Mom.
Raven: Yang, you better start making sense, or I will hit you... harder than I usually do.
Yang: Whatever! You're being such a goofy ah white boy quirked up with the grimace shake sauce.
Raven: (Hitting Yang) WHY?! WON'T?! YOU?! STOP?! TALKING?!
Yang: Agh! You're being such a sussy baka! You're gonna lose your ugandan knuckles social credit!
Raven: (Hitting Yang harder) AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Yang: Agh! Mooom~! Your wombo comboing is too much for my savesta keanu reeves pizza tower!
Raven: (Hitting Yang even harder) STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IIIT!
Raven: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Yang: This is not bing chilling! This is child abuse!
Raven: IT'S NOT CHILD ABUSE IF YOU DESERVE IT!
Yang: Ugh... Your lightskin stare is so not morbin' time.
Raven: If you won't listen to your mother, THEN MAYBE YOU'LL LISTEN TO A MAIDEN!
Yang: Brooo, you and your red eye flame eye havin' ass? So cringe.
Raven: (Goes full Spring Maiden) YOU DESERVE ALL OF THIS!
Yang: GAH! Your sigma is cringing my turbulence imposter grindset!
Raven: THAT'S IT! (Sheathes blade)
Yang: Look at this girlboss, chargin' up...
Raven: RED LOTUS...
Yang: Red Lotus deez nuts~!
Raven: BLOOOOOOOOOOM!
Yang: NOWAITMOMITWASAJOKE ITWASAJOKEITWASAJOOOKE!
Raven: Phew... Well, Yang, I hope you learned a valuable lesson.
Yang: ...
Raven: The silent treatment, eh? Good! Hah... I bet Summs never had to deal with this problem.
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Ruby: Yo, Ma! The big chungus ate my strawberry elephant edging the subway surfer for his fortnite battle pass~!
Summer: Hmhmhm~! Oh, Ruby, you say the darndest things~! I love you, sweetheart, and I could never imagine brutally beating you to a pulp, becoming a maiden, or even using an over-the-top finisher move to murder you in cold blood, simply for saying a few words~!
Ruby: Cookie~!
Ruby: Oh, also, I accidentally ate the cookies you left on the counter to cool-
Summer: YOU TRAITOOOOOOOR! (Silver Eyed Warrior) HRAAAAAAGH!
Ruby: AAAIIIE!
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Hi!
Could you maybe do villanous x a reader who has rabbit ears please? Thanks!!
RULES ARE RULFES NO SPECIFIC CHARACTERS OR THINGS ITS BEING A HC UHHHH
ok lets begin since i'm sleepy ITA 1 AM WHAT THE FUCK
"but sugar-sp1c3 you said your limit was 4 character-" I KNOW OKAYI' JUST FORGOT WHEN DOING THIS
VILLANOUS WITH A S/O WITH RABBIT EARS HCS !!
Characters, Demencia/Dementia, Dr.Flug, 5.0.5(platonic?), Black hat, penumbra, Sun Blast, Miss heed(not in order lol)
Demencia / Dementia
she woudl make fun of then
but like
A LOT
"Hey bunny ears!"
i feel like she would bite them idk
i mean yes she mocks of you BUT THATS HER WAY TO SHOW LOVE TO YOU..at least i think!
she haves 2 sides
the left one where she mocks and jokes and bites of you ears
and the right side where she praises you and your eyes and- you are basically her new black hat
she would often play with them
or if you have both rabbit and human she would be like:
"SO YOU HAVE SUPER HEARING!!?! OMG THATS SO COOL"
Dr. Flug
his first honest reaction is that gif sorry i don't make rules
HE THINKS THEY ARE COOL AND PRETTY ASF
HE MELTS IF THEY EVEN MOVE LIKE
HE JUST STARES AT YOU IN AWWE UNTIL HE SNAPS BACK TO REALITY!
unless his with black hat bc in that case he avoids to look at your ears at all cost since the "jefecito" can notice and idk yeah
he would probably want to do some experiments
but only friendly ones!!
like testing if you can do other things
if you have extra sensitive ears
or somthn idk i have no ideas rn
he would like to caress them on his little free time
oh btw he would LOVE if you and 5.0.5 where like best buddies or you would be his second parent-like figure(i swear i am trying to make his non specified gender I SWEAR GUYS)
he just lvoes you and you ears so much
5.0.5
he's a fucking bear bruh 💀
ok so thsi will be platonic like buddies or a second parental figure, or smthn like that
he loves to "talk" about your ears or ask you questions.(if you don understand them he would force flug to translate lmao)
he is very careful when he is trying to touch them since y'know..big paws
but he still tries!!
i imagine if he maked cupcakes the icing would be a drawing of an airplane, of dementia, a chameleon or a black hat idk, for you YOUR RABBIT EARS AND A HEART BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE CUTE!!!!
he would even "ask" you to use you as inspiration for any dessert, or drawing or smthn.
i bet if he haves a rabbit plushie he gives it to you and/or puts something on the ears(ribbons, little hats, etc) he would be like "bow bow!" [siblings!]
Black Hat
he probably threats to rip off your ears
and eat them
basically hurt you
DUDE HE IS LIKE THE ANTI CHRIST ON HIS UNIVERSE WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TURN HIM INTO A ONCELER?
Penumbra
SHE
LOVES
YOUR
EARS
SHE OFTEN POSTS THINSG ON HER INSTAGRAM(with your consent ofc) LIKE "my sweetie's ears where a bit messy today! so me and sun blast fixed them just a lil bit.... loved the result! 🐇💜"
she would ask if you are sensitive to things like sound or something to try to not let a lot of hard things that can cause a hard sound when they fall or make sure Curie or Sunblast don't throw things
she oftenly tries to impulse you to not cover them! but if you like to have them covered, she would be okay with that too!
the same that flug
she would ask to make some little and non-offensive, experiments on your ears
if you don't want, its okay!
if you want, its okay too!
"look! i got you this! i bet it would make your ears fur brighter!..and curie's too"
Miss Heed
okay she would POST LIKE 10000 HISTORIES, POSTS, AND A LOT OF THINGS IN ALL HER SOCIAL MEDIA
LIKE SAYING "HAH MY s/O'S EARS ARE UNIQUE AND YOURS NOT"
but she would never say that out loud.
she would ask to records tiktoks or anything about them, like idk trends, popular songs or just quick vid like "watch me take care of my Sweetie S/o ears!"
if they are sensitive, during the event of when she had everybody under her control or smthn she would keep you away from them
yes she would be a bit sadistic and evil but she still cares abt you
..or she just does the same thing that she did with them..
when she's at..THAT place..she draws in a corner a lot of little ears, like if she misses you and misses your ears..
if you visit, she would beg to touch them again , to feel them..she would be crazy for it..
Sunblast
Red BEFORE the "The Dreadful Dawn".
Orange AFTER "The Dreadful Dawn" and BEFORE the events of the comic and The "Heedeous Heart"
Yellow AFTER "The Dreadful Dawn" and the events of "The Heedeous Heart" and the little comic
even if you where his S/O he would mock of you and of them..
listen he knows you are his S/O but he just..feels like its the right thing or it doesn't matters
he doesn't even minds as i can think
he is just like "oh i am just joking! geez.."
Now under Penumbra's uhm..how do i say it?..NOW WITH PENUMBRA LMAO
he realized that he may have been a bit too much harsh with you..
he persuades Penumbra to localize you or visit you to apologize
if things go well..you both could try again!
and he is better.
He even tries to make you be friends with Penumbra! like he did with her
He still makes jokes but he thinks about them for a long time like
"no..that would hurt their feelings..NO ITS BAD..well- no wait..no..oh...this one may be good.."
he fears of you getting like the other ones..he tries to protect you at all cost
if you do get under Miss heed's..thing
he would be like mad but that multiplicate it for 10 and then for 100
the only thing that keeps him away from hurting heed and all her followers its his current little size and Curie
when you aren't under heeds control he makes sure you and your ears are okay..
he asks everyday if you are 100% SURE IF YOU ARE OKAY
after the Miss heed thing he is worried more than he should be but like c'mon
leave the little guy alone :(
he lost 2 of his most special people in his life just because a pink bitch
#Missheed x reader#villanous x reader#dementia x reader#Penumbra x reader#black hat x reader#x reader#sunblast x reader#dr.flug x reader
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ANONYMOUS
[04] | the art of deflecting questions with more questions

[You are typing.... ]
YOU:
No|
yes?|
I just happen to know her?|
You wondered whether to tell them the truth or not. Either ways you had stupidly replied without thinking properly so of course you had to bear the consequences. You had firmly decided you wouldn't let slip the fact that Ruth was none other than your cousin at any cost otherwise both of you would become an easy target for them. After thinking for a while finally you decided to deny it.
YOU:
No I'm not
JIN:
Then why the hesitation?
YOU:
Obviously because she's my blood and I can't get her killed|
Obviously because she's my blood and I can|
Obviously because she's|
I happen to know her yk becoz she's in school counsel
SKYPE:
But still is she your friend? Because clearly you're not willing to kill her
ANGUS:
Tell the truth already
Hah! Luck wasn't with you anyways and you weren't the type of person who would easy lip lies like a pro. It was basic human decency after all and to be honest you were already frustrated by getting stuck into this web of lies.
YOU:
*nervous laugh*
Umm... Yeah u can say ik her
DREX:
That's it we can't spare her.
We need to track her and kill her.
YOU:
Geez man can you all just stop with the thought of killing for few seconds?
ZAID:
Exactly, war is not always the answer
YOU:
👏couldn't have said better
You seem the only mentally stable in the group
JIN:
Oh plz stfu
YOU:
You can't kill her dude.
Don't you think if u kill me and if police finds out you all will be in jail, ruining the rest of your lives?
DREX:
One of the exact reason why we should kill u
SKYPE:
Let me take u into the lime light
Neither me nor angus nor arlan are good at studies
ARLAN:
And the only way we could get a good college is because of volleyball scholarship which we would receive if we go to the nationals
ANGUS:
And ur fucking frnd messed it up so yes our lives are already ruined so no need to fucking point that out.
YOU:
woah cool down
and wait a sec,,,,,Skype aren't you like filfthy rich?
SKYPE:
I am
YOU:
Then why are you involved when it isn't a problem for you? You could continue living your way with the filfthy money even if you failed or merely pass high school
SKYPE:
Because it's a fun activity I wouldn't get an opportunity like this everyday would I? Besides I always wanted to do something illegal
YOU:
Can I please drop kick you to the moon 😄 I'd really love to do that rn
SKYPE:
Sure :D I always wanted to go to the moon.
YOU:
I-
🕳 🚶♀️
JIN:
He's here to help us get away with it if possible and also provide the items we need
YOU:
Is that so? And what is your reason to be involved in such a nonsense?
[Jin is typing........ ]
JIN:
I'd rather not tell
YOU:
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
And wbu drex?
DREX:
I need the scholarship money for future purposes
YOU:
Fine
How long were u guys suspended and when is ur tournament for the nationals?
JIN:
Two months for tournament
4weeks of suspension from club activities out of which 1 already wasted
And 4weeks for semi finals 🙂
YOU:
Bruh– but still haven't you got like 3 week to practice?
DREX:
That's what you think.
ZAID:
Time flies really fast while practicing and stamina doesn't really generate after one week of sitting on the chair. We have to practice hard , build up new strategies plus we have practice matches with other teams too which helps us to get insight on our future opponents.
YOU:
Ohh I see so umm 🧍♀️
How about I convince her to take the complain back?
JIN:
Huh?
SKYPE:
What?
YOU:
To take the complaint back duh 🙄
That means you will get to participate and practice too
ARLAN:
Is - is that even going to work ?
ANGUS:
Exactly my question.
SKYPE:
Because principal never gives shit abt us anyways
YOU:
Actions speaks louder than words 🙂 if u understand what I mean
SKYPE:
No need to sweep english and we don't fucking understand what you mean
ZAID:
I do and I agree with you.
DREX:
I take that as an offense
JIN:
Me too
ANGUS:
*doesn't understand what's going on but agrees with every1 anyways*
ARLAN:
*copy paste*
YOU:
😩😩 you fools you need to have someone "with good image" to convince the principle
I will convince Ruth to take her complain back and possibly sweet talk into him so you get back to ur practising
what do you think? will you spare her then?
it's a win- win
ZAID:
I told you all we could work out a solution and I agree with her it doesn't sound bad
ANGUS:
As long as I can play in the court, I'm fine
ARLAN:
Me too
DREX:
Fucking fine.
SKYPE:
I have to agree with others even though the killing stuff sounded fun
JIN:
I object
YOU:

Excuse me?
JIN:
There's still a chance u will report us 🙂 uk so it's a no from me
YOU:
Where you dropped in the head when you were born or were you always this stupid?
JIN:
Bitch what
YOU:
Please buy some brain 🙏 I beg u
How can i report you when I myself agreed to be included in ur shit?????????
Wait I shouldn't have said that
I should not have said that
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm an idiot|
Ahhhhhhh|
Ahhh|
JIN:
Agreeable, because you are in this shit too now.
I won't kill u as long as our secret isn't exposed
But before that 😃 you understand you need to get us back on the team, only then we will decide to spare you. Got it?
YOU:
Got it 👍👍🤝 I will definitely take the complaint back
Deal
JIN:
Deal
SKYPE:
Yessss deeeeeeeeaaaaallllll
ZAID:
Wow
DREX:
What?
ZAID:
I can't believe how miraculously she changed the topic away from herself.
We still don't know her name
ARLAN:
:O yeah but y r u so curious abt her Zaid
ZAID:
Because she was the first person other than me who handled you all better and even got u to agree with her|
Because she was the first person other than me who handled you all better |
Because she was the|
Just the same reason as yours.
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CPC CHAPTER 167
YO PROPS TO WITCH!!!
Hm, I wonder how Leelathae writes in her diary? I mean, does she write them in just dialogue, or narrative, or what? Either she is writes in dialogue, or she described the witch pretty well for Gwen to recognize who the witch is.

I mean, I didn't expect these ingredients, but sure. Does this imply there's a cemetery near The Pastel Kingdom? Cause Leelathae isn't allowed to be far from home, right? And I doubt she would ask someone to get dirt from cemetery for her...
I wonder what Leelathae plan was? Cause she didn't get the chance to execute it since her portrait was stolen by Leland. Or maybe she did execute it while in the Plaid Kingdom?
I agree with the witch so much. The painters fr did Leelathae dirty 💀

THE WITCH WASN'T LYING. SHE DOES LOOK COOL AF. LIKE. BRO?? HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE.
Huh. How does the ingredient turn into a paint-like liquid?? None of the ingredients are liquid based. Maybe the dirt?
This whole spell thing is sick man. It's so dang cool!! I wonder if anyone notices Leelathae sparkling?? I mean, one of the maids has got to notice right?
Also I've never knew there's tea inside snickerdoodles (chai is tea, right?). Well, it's not like I've ever tried snickerdoodles, but last time I read the recipe, I don't remember tea being in the recipe. But that was years ago so it might just be my memory.

Well, the mystery of the portrait is finally solved! And yet there's another mystery.. what writing did Leelathae put behind her portrait? Yes, the diary is one of them, but there are other things too. Like those brown and green papers. I'm guessing it's a message toward her kids?


Ohh, that's why!! Leelathae was glowy because of the spell!

BRUH SO WAS IT LIKE, A MISUNDERSTANDING THIS WHOLE TIME?? I did kinda predict it in my really old post, but I was joking T_T
Something's kinda bothering me about what Leelathae said in her 3rd wish. Why is she only talking about her daughters? What about Jamie? Or is there a hidden meaning that I am not getting here? If someone would enlighten me, that would be nice.
Aw. It's actually pretty sweet when you think about how they didn't even know how to speak to each other at first, but they still fell in love with each other <3

Oh. Oohhh....okay. This doesn't justify what Leland is doing right now, but it sure give a big reason for it. Yikes. Damn. That must've hurt.
Okay okay, let me just remember the past episodes to realize all the causes here.
Leland's parents died due to tragic carriage accident (didn't a carriage accident happen more than once? Tho I can't remember to who besides Leland's parents)
His best friend, Jack, didn't arrive to Leland's parents' funeral, which is the moment he needed him the most (not Jack's fault though, since he was literally stranded in an island)
Leland obviously has a little crush on Jack, which is why it hurts him when he found out Jack brought Leelathae to Pastel Kingdom (again, not Jack's fault). I think this is where he jealousy starts, the point where Leland thinks he has to be better at every love things than Jack.
He overheard Jack saying he didn't need him, which is probably the nail in the coffin for Leland. I mean that monologue Leland has? That's kinda internal mental breakdown right there. (I gotta say, this scenario is kindaaa similar to Gwen overhearing Frederick calls her ugly. I wouldn't say it's the exact same thing of course. It's just the overhearing that makes it similar)
So! Looking at these 4 reasons, it is highly likely that Leland has some problems (no shit sherlock). HEAR ME OUT. I don't know what it is yet. I was thinking of abandonment issues, but I have yet to read much about it, so i'm not sure yet.
HAH! Glad Leelathae decided to haunt his dreams tho!
OH SHIT OH SHIT. NAH LELAND NAHHHH. HE BETTER NOT. ....well at the time i'm writing this the next episode is already out so.. guess we're gonna find out...IN THE NEXT REVIEW!!
Yeah I haven't read the episode yet lol. I bet it's gonna be chaotic though.
That's it for now, until next time.
Mono out! (But still in to hear your thoughts)
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Give me your haiiiiiiiir it's so cool bruh so gender envy I'm stealing ur hair soz
Hey, get your own mullet! or don’t. Probably don’t, it might look terrible! Hah! Mine definitely did at first.
#gravity falls#gravity falls rp#stan pines#mullet stan#stanley pines#answered asks#gravity falls ask blog#~stan talkin~#ask blog#~silly ask~
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HAJSHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAKA YESS OMG WTFLIP sorry if ts reply was tooo immediate but I've been treasuring my free time in Tumblr, ao3, X, messenger anddd repeat so lik ya and oh yes thank u for clarifying some things... And oh no what will sentinel do this time bruh. Anyways!!##(@!@! Not to seem restless from this chattering, but pls take ur time! don't rush writing or it'll probably come back and bite u in the booty I sweeeear 😔😔😥😥😢😢
ALSO is it js me or I kinda see Elita, Bee and Orion as siblings iykyk LIKE they just give me the vibes of the 3 girls in Despicable Me!?#!?!?!? Not like as in they're the same in terms of personality but I can see the vision Elita as the oldest, Orion as the middle and of course Bee as the youngest. Or Oplita but a siblings duo!?!#?#!?2
And Damn D-16 gotta calm down like... I've noticed so far he CANNOT keep his jealousy @ bay or I'm just being delusional and jumping into conclusion omsjs idk idk BUT Damn even orion is oblivious 🙏🙏😔 I agree with Elita 100% they wanna be at each others modesty panel 24/7 all day everyday they're freaks DAMN I can't defend orion anymore either, HONESTLY it's so obvious abt what's abt to happen “Wow you’re tall. Hah. Sorry ‘bout being late. Just—ugh. Just gimme a few kliks.” take it slow Ori...
Ohehejjwjsgosh i actually am praying 🙏 that D-16 gotta calm down in the TimeLoop au, leave my bro Jazz alone, kids these day gotta communicate I swear (this is sarcasm ple). And ORION AS NOBLESPARK'S PRIMELING??#?#?@?1??1?1?1?1!!@?@??1?1 ok fahts a schoker! Unless it isn't true, but that would be really cool. But that's kinda weird, didn't they die like... Probably 10210291910101 million years ago, jk I'm exaggerating but like did Orion just hatch and pop out of that ball things late? talk abt "Late Bloomer"
Ok this is actually kinda freaky alpha trion sniffing u nd goes like "ur a primeling" HWHAJAJAHAHAHAJJWHAHWNSKAKAKAHSJWHATT I'd also have orions reaction too BYEEWHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA but like orion literally insulting alpha trion unintentionally w the ancient circuits, and calling him out that sparks don't sing If I was there I'd be laughing
AND WTFLIP Orion taking on some of Prima's Ticks!@?@?@?@??@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?!???! ferally inclined.., polite(er, somehow)..,, no killing, humility things
Ok if ever orion woke up in a timeline with 2 PRIMES as his parents I can imagine the SHOCK and CONFUSIONNNN he would have becausen!#?#?#!@?@ he himself didn't even know omd. But like if he acts suspicious because he's not supposed to be there would megatronus and prima notice about his change in personality and have those weird psychic abilities or instincts!@?@??@@?@? and omgosh D-16 receiving the shoveltalk gotta be crazy
I'm actually gonna go insane sorry for asking or talking abt things u prolly forgt in writing but hwuhahayah bye again nmsn
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hii lowkey kinda shy to send this out so uhm like this when it ykno releases in the wind and ill uhh dm you in confidence (ill be a nervous wreck)
17 🏳️⚧️ got that british timezone idk what its called but im not british, looking for SFW rp, im more into conflict rps than romance like yknow battles n stuff but yuh idm a lil shipping.. fine just gimme toxic yaoi there i said it.. The fandoms im pulling out makes it obvious bruh godddd- oh btw idm doing oc x canon or canon x canon or all that stuff infact i got sum ocs for sum oc x canon stuff too hah bet u to it .
I SPECIFICALLY WANT SOMEONE CLOSE IN AGE- MINIMUM IS 17, MAXIMUM 18 I AINT PLAYING THESE GAMES. IM NOT RPING WITH A 15 YR OLD AT MY AGE OR LIKE SOMEONE ALOT OLDER IDC IF ITS SFW.
I’m semi-lit, literate even when motivated. This is why im specifically calling for sum1 who knows how to like rp fight and battle bcuz if a calm fluff part lasts too long i end up speed texting and that causes oneliners. btw idk if u can tell but i dont want formalities if we gonna rp we also gonna be pals. Again, romance is ok for the rp im jus saying id like sum drama n all that- interesting stuff.. here we go the fandoms.
Fandom list:
Hannibal Tv (nearing the end of season 3)
Saw Franchise (watched em Alll)
The Boys (warning: im only starting season 3)
Spiderman (Raimi or comics) *I specifically do the villains.. im a good green goblin cough cough*
Xmen (Comics)
Punch Out WII (this crazy.. in 2024?? ALMOST 2025??)
Perhaps Dc comics (my favs a lil but niche though, you will never guess. starts with L..)
Theres more im jus namimg a few tho.
ANYWAY MY BEST MUSES..
Norman Osborn (Raimi or comics) (did i mention thag i am literally so cool at-)
Wolverine/Logan Howlett (Comics)
Nightcrawler (Comics- may be a lil rusty..)
Peter Strahm (Saw Franchise)
Adam Stanheight (Saw Franchise)
Lawrence Gordon (Saw franchiss)
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So it’s me.
Corn chip paper clip chihuahua anon.
And it turns out there was an elusive third option called multitasking, which I should’ve realized was possible because I am too adhd.
So honestly, first run belongs to Zarola, always, it’s the law™️ (then Seraphina, then Nero, he covered his face in embarrassment and I have to make him do it again)
And honestly everytime she did something, my corn chip activated like a secret government microchip. She deserves to get hand fed but only after mc chomps on her a bit (a reward for dealing with my mc’s absolutely uncultured ass). The orange eye glow of past mc in the memories and the way Zarola very blatantly told Seraphina to back off when she was flirting in combination with a past react where you told us that Zarola has only really had flings is making me froth at the mouth at the possible implications (maybe I need to see if I'm up to date on my vaccinations, hmm…).
As for the our resident tinker bells:
Titania is such a spoiled brat/mean girl that I was honestly cackling, everytime Mab lost her cool (heh) I was cheering her on, I absolutely believe they should put them in a cage match. She gives the vibes of someone who is deeply insecure because she can’t figure out how to learn from failure, instead she’s just kind of haunted by it, which I mean sucks to experience, but couldn’t have happened to a better person, hah! Times where perfectionism and narcissism stall any attempt at character growth. she's over here making deal to avenge her own pride (which she obviously is starting to think may not have been the best idea) while also ignoring the fact that she's also actively sacrificing it to achieve whatever nebulous goal she has.
Oberon honestly aged me. Bruh, over here acting like he’s not legally obligated to grey morals and loop holes, over here sounding like a hall monitor, following the rules. Let Mab fighhhhttttt. Don’t get me wrong, not a bad character, and I actually think this makes him a stronger character, but what a poopy pants. He gives old money, distant dad, the world isn’t what it used to be vibes. Someone fetch this man a real paper newspaper and pretend the internet never came into existence, stat. Or better yet, someone clear his schedule for the day and send him to his rich country club dog park.
Morrigan was… interesting. I say this because who’s to know who this tricker really is. Like, their personality is mostly reactionary, they like to provoke people and it’s clear. I like that certain truths seem to float just under that surface, they seem to have true affection for Mab, rather than a desire to keep the peace, and they don’t so much hide their attempts to ground her so much so that they seem to almost disguise them with a different truth, that they like strong personalities. It makes an interesting contrast to the moment when Oberon basically tells Titania to shut it. If not affection, Morrigan seems to actually have quite a bit of respect for Mab. I kind of ship them tbh, but that might just be because they’ve only really given her true engagement that wasn’t really inflammatory in some way or another. Everyone else kind of seems to just get a running commentary, almost small talk about of ribbing.
Mab honestly probably my favorite of these four. She gives haughty but she does it well, like she earned that. I like this step away from subtle or slippery speech, she doesn’t beat around the bush and as Winter I think it’s well suited. She seems to be someone who will let you know more often than not where you stand with her, and it creates a very delicious contrast with the rest of the court. And her not seeming to ever brush Morrigan’s touch off absolutely fed my delusions (they should smooch, loopy rogue x ice queen is an immaculate pairing for a reason). I also like for all her refined stiffness, she seems to have the most hair trigger temper, which feels like another winter manifestation that is feeding me (it’s also one of the things feeding my Mab x Morri ship. Like she’s wild, and Morrigan has to like that, it’d be impossible. Also they call her Mabby and she doesn’t even blink, doesn’t even seem to get irritated if I’m remembering correctly. Im honestly about to be their wingperson at this rate).
🤣I absolutely love everything about this message! I’m glad you’re enjoying it so much! I hope you enjoy the future characters as well! I will say I don’t remember a corn chip anon you might have to refresh my memory!
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The Warp Effect Live Blogging
I've been obsessed with the idea of this show since I watched the freaking mock trailer like sooo long years ago (late 2021? early 2022? like 2 years ago bruh) and was so glad that people seemed to really like the actual show when it released, can't believe I'm finally watching it. I attempted to watch this once before but it was while I was taking a break at university and uh this is not a show I can watch in public, so I had to stop just a few minutes in and now I'm back like a year later.
Anyway, I better love it. I'm gonna lose my shit if it turns out like Be My Favourite for me (I love the mock trailer -> people love the show -> I finally watch the show and find it... fine).
Ep 1 (Apr 20)
Why am I so nervous, I almost don't wanna start it. see this is why I have so many highly praised show or shows I'm hoping to love like ITSAY and 3WBF still on my To Watch list
1-1
ah, the promise/purity ring of doom
oh he's a high school KID pls
ah, I'm so excited seeing this intro with the whole cast, I'm anticipating a lot of their roles
Is the one who found the bra his grandpa?
Alex and Ice brothers
I like their uniforms
Jan, hiiii <3 <3 <3 (name: Nim)
his face appeared on the news of the massage parlour burning ?!
hehe Nim and Jan are already dating
I'm so excited seeing Gigie and Fah and everybody ahh, it's actually been so long
Also I wish I'd watched TWE before I learned about how Fah's husband is a POS because now I'm like ah... by extension she is also a POS because you're literally marrying that man
I've been like damn why am I so excited to see all these people? I see them act all the time except no I don't because apparently I haven't watched a GMMTV show since Be My Favourite last year (other than OffGun 20 minute Love From Outta Space but that only has them). I just see some of them online, esp like FourthGemini and Phuwin. No wonder I'm like hiii~ to everybody I see pop up.
not the sex situation roleplay in front of the class. good on consent tho
i'm gonna have to relearn everybody's names later fr
Army the homophobic homosexual (actually does he like girls too fr? idk)
hah, Mark's character getting schooled for asking who tops and bottoms
not Army getting so into it T.T closeted kid... and then punching Alex oh boy
is Alex not underage or is that not like a concern bruh like even the teacher is so casual about it
free period product spiel
1-2
New and Fah (Alex and Jean) are so cute man. I'm so nervous that he... sexually assaulted her? or something nonconsensual?? like I don't remember what the issue was but he did something bad I think? it makes me so nervous because they wouldn't fucking made the main character in our sex-positive show a fucking assaulter right?
uh what does the grandfather know?
is this camera magic
I'm hungry, time for lunch, hope nothing super raunchy or gross happens while I'm eating
ah kiss
aw slap (foreshadowing for the future IMO *wink*)
1-3
hah the dildo scene
Fah you are so hot and so cool (or so I thought) why are you with your husband T.T
idk why I'm so happy seeing Alex and Jean getting it on like it's fun and it's exciting
Fah is so hot goddamn
1-4
ohhh Alex accidentally kind of saw Army with some guy (Joke?). Are both the bullies gay and hooking up? well he didn't recognize shit cuz he's drunk off his ass but yknow
he's no longer a virgin
dang, miss girl went straight into a pelvic exam. usually people like "wake up" in a different time or go from one room to another or smth lol
I have watched a couple time travel things but they've usually been to the past/deaged to teenagehood whereas this one is to the future.
Very fun 1st ep, interesting and fun and intriguing and also heart-felt.
Kinda funny that in the GMMTV subreddit on-air, people have mentioned how American it feelts (apparently a lot of the inspo for it is American which makes sense) but I have no clue about that because I haven't much American/western TV lol
Ep 2 (Apr 20)
2-1
Delightful Army who is no longer homophobic
Is this the same hospital as Vice Versa?
pls gooner See-ew
ahh, I was wondering if Ew would indeed no longer be Alex's friend
ahhh his relationship with family is now extremely distant too, I'm so curious about what happened
girl you're like 30 now, it makes sense that your grandfather might have passed away. but i do get that it's sudden and he must be like wtf i just saw him yesterday
oh also they're like Christian. the promise ring thing is in a church and there are crosses and stuff in their house too
I think I remember something about him having to fix his relationships or people he wronged or something and I guess these photos give a hint as to what?
2-2
0:49 Ew (aka Sing who also plays Todd in Not Me) says "Are you challenging me?" but him saying it in Thai reminds me of him saying the same thing/a similar thing to Black as Todd when Black came to kill him
ohh these photos are from the future?
broken promise leading to this mess
heh, Alex really went wild that night at the party ig
Ah, indeed Alex kissed Molly (we saw this in 1-3 I think)
Alex, Kat fuck buddies
2-3
Gigie is so hot
pls the way I burst out laughing at him leaving the bathroom nearly naked
the change from shy/nervous -> eager and excited
also Kat's so funny cuz she gets angry and then is like ^.^ :D like the cat smiling emoji
pls the curse not letting him have sex even in the future
Joong hi, can't wait to see him be tied up in a chair (and whipped?)
"Thank you, master" ahhhh i'm so excited for Liu and Ew and puppyplay
i'm actually not a super big of the dog mask but it's all so cute omg >.< Master feeding her dog strawberries aww and then giving a little flog for being a bad doggie but being nice to him again awww so cuteeeee he's such a cute dog
2-4
Army is so fun
so he did indeed get with Jean in between making out with other people
yay Jean director, her dream
and she's mad at him because he did smth but whattt
Ep 3 (Apr 21)
3-1
pls the way he has no doctor gyno knowledge T.T he's 17
I saw people guessing that Alex and Jean had sex that night -> Jean got pregnant -> Alex left/wanted nothing to do with that/she got an abortion and he gave no support/etc. which I think I would like more than my fears that he did something untoward
Jean and Kat convo ahh pretties and cuties i hope you are friends and don't hate each other later on
3-2
ik Ew is excited but I also want Liu to be more excited and eager and partaking in the sex toy shopping and kink play
aw she's embarrassed esp in public
okay exactly liu being like "i like it but not all the time. do you ever ask me what i actually like?"
ah her running into Jedi and Rose right in front of the store
does Alex even know how to drive
all i can think is Army's hands were probably on his dick or the other guy's dick and he's touching Alex all casually without washing hands
there's no photo of Ice but i guess he'd need to patch things up with his brother anyway
I think this is the first time I'm seeing Phuwin in a romantic role with somebody other than Pond?
Jan with a girl let's fucking go
tragic that this isn't gonna last bc Nim and this girl are cute together
3-3
Ah
I guess the best thing would've been to set up guidelines earlier in the relationship, like puppy play/BDSM is just One aspect of our relationship, not the whole thing. because it's been clear since ep 2 that Ew is more eager to play that way every time they see each other whereas Liu likes it to a lesser degree and also wants to hang out and be romantic outside of that play and also wants to be pampered sometimes rather than always domming him/taking care of him
agh it irritated me that Ew just turned on porn and got off but ig he uses it as a crutch maybe... i'm hoping it's that instead of a lack of care and affection toward Liu smh
I love Gigie's smile her sharp little incisors are extremely attractive
I'm glad Alex cut it off with Kat esp because in last ep it was mentioned that he's kind of being dishonest with her since he's not... exactly who he says he is
3-4
Oh, that's Ice's girlfriend Kim? Jean and her work together?
I loveee Jean's colour-block jacket
a little lesson on doing a pelvic exam for someone with a vagina
ah Alex and Jean in the same room again i'm so excited but nervous
I'm nervous For Jean bruv
you didn't do the cotton thing before inserting the speculum Alex
ah, they fr had sex that night
Ep 4 (Apr 21)
4-1
Army is so funny and endearing. i'd be curious to know his reaction when Alex finally tells him about the time travel
Are we getting Thor's character finally or not yet? anonymous face
oof Bew and Nim's future plans look pretty different
and the pregnant Nim photo is manifesting
bruh obviously Ew dresses up and plays a little dog lmfao
damn they're actually talking about puppy play
girl that's not Thor, that's a baby! I just remembered that I think I knew about this? about Fluke's character accidentally meeting up with an underage guy
pls 2005 liner (in 2022)
i am aware that playing football is an euphemism. is it for masturbation? just being horny?
I found out about Fluke Pusit's new BL which is apparently the fucking Your Dear Daddy that had me icked out from the title agh but like... I like him in this and wanna see him in a BL as a main lead so I might still check it out since the synopsis doesn't seem too bad. It'll still be many months perhaps over a year or two until it comes out though... not even a pilot trailer yet. will they get the budget and talent necessary for the show? Who knows...
4-2
Ah, Joe and Army also had a falling out and aren’t in contact, rip
I think it's Army's baby based on that one tiktok where Army and Nim are talking about the kid having gay and lesbian parents
non-binary Molly!!!!
i can’t quite tell how we’re supposed to feel about Joong’s character Tony tbh
ohh that’s how the Joong tied up in a chair by Sylvie scene comes to be, it’s part of their movie acting.
i watched the first few minutes of this on the train lol
Damn, what's up with Jean :< is it really just bad cramps or something serious?
4-3
pls Ice's friends are losers (or maybe just that specific dude)
oh the moaning while Ice and Kim are having sex threw me off
did Kim even have fun? USELESS
okay she's saying she had fun, though I wish she seemed more into it while they were actually doing the act. Orgasms aren't always necessary but it should still be fun
Kim is so fucking hot bruh
"Let's do it raw" well i'm so glad it was Phuwin playing Ice and not me bc I would've embarrassed myself on that set
ah, Army can still think fondly of his time hooking up with Joe and get off to it lol
Anyway, at least it seemed like Kim was gonna have more fun in round 2 but i want that for her every time they have sex
4-4
Kat and Jean on one screen is always so heart eyes
Army, what are you apologizing forrrr
pouty Army is so cute bruh
pls the argument while Army's jacking Joe off
the handjob that leads to forgiveness
well I'm glad they didn't get caught cuz I was nervous lol
The people I find incredibly attractive in this show are: Jean, Kat, Kim, and Army lmfao
Ep 5 (Apr 21/22)
5-1
Army reminiscing about the high school days when he and Joe hooked up lol
ah, Army has the photo he took of Alex and it shows Alex in the future in a doctor coat
hilarious that Alex is just a good, knowledgable gyno now lmfao
finally Army learns about the time travel
oof, Alex running into Kat and Jean at the club
the way he leaned over Jean freaked me out fr
correct that you can revoke consent at any time etc but maybe also say that if you're gonna bring a random person home from the bar, be clear about expectations before leaving the bar/coming home
5-2
he can't even get off when he masturbates?
Ew's animosity toward Army lol
Mollie lead role!
idkkkk Nim doesn't seem to be want to be pregnant and doesn't seem to like kids, I don't want her to have a baby when she doesn't want one
ouch, Mollie-Nim-Bew meet
the pilot guy is sleazy, Kat run away
5-3
wait we're not doing any more puppy play? :( did Liu really not like it at all?
Aghh we're only doing extremes of puppy play every time y'all meet vs no puppy play ever... what about a happy middle?
Ouchhh the public humiliation and body shaming, this is the hardest storyline in the show to watch for me so far
5-4
yay mollie
ohhh the photo of mollie changed cuz they overcame their problem ig? w alex's help once the photo happened
Kinda surreal to watch Molly be played by Sylvie who is attractive and, despite not being stick thin, also not fat
I barely watched anything on the 22nd and yesterday the 23rd was all about GMMTV 2024 Part 2, so I'm Finally starting the next ep today
Ep 6 (Apr 24)
6-1
Okay I got too nervous waiting to watch what Alex did so I read in the comments that he didn't use a condom because he was so drunk. It's terrible but I feel better knowing what it was that he did before seeing it
eughhh they're so drunk
oh ew that's... horrifying. to have her actually say wait and stop multiple times while he... doesn't
that's actually fucked fr
the look of horror and realizing on Jean's face and then the tear...
why is Alex fucking smiling?! how dare he
aw shucks everybody gonna know and the rumours are getting bigger
not Alex just going with Jedi while leaving Ew behind
Incredible that this guy who traumatized Jean is now just at the top of the school pyramid I actually can't believe my worst fears were real and Alex ignored Jean's multiple attempts to push him off while she says stop
6-2
the Jean and Molly convo is interesting. I understand Jean more because you can't just go around kissing people while in a monogamous relationship just to check if you're into it or not but I understand that Molly's also unsure of what they actually like, especially because it seems like they were probably grappling with being nonbinary back then and haven't yet chosen that term for themselves yet
I think breaking up is the right thing to do in this situation
Kat dropping big hints that she knows Army likes boys lol at least she's breaking up with him easy
Army has armpit hair which is normal but rare in EA/SEA shows it feels like? idols are clean shaven/lasered
Army's so annoying lol conceited but a cutie so I can't even disagree
conflicted because hah gay locker room handy is fun but also... part 1 sex was horrific
oh naur they're gonna get caught?
noooooo Army throws Joe under the bus?!
6-3
nosy ass grandpa
Ice is 13? lmfao. so he's 23 in the future ig
we should kill Alex first not stopping when Jean told him to and now abondoning Ew at Army's suggestion
heh Ew liked the slap
oh In Love by Gamma Skies, I think this was in a Bad Buddy playlist but I couldn't remember it being used in the actual show
Kat and Jean smoking in the balcony aghh I want at least 1 kiss between them plsplspls (but not right now when Jean is just newly traumatized :()
agh Jean labeled as a slut for sleeping with Alex (and dancing on the table in her bra) while Alex becomes the top dog for presumed to sleep with 3 girls (+ kiss Army lol)
6-4
I read the comments first because I know apparently Jean's photos in her bra from that party are gonna be plastered on the wall and aghh... Alex is gonna be useless and treated well while Jean is gonna be called an attention seaker and also suspended ?! and people in the comments were saying people shouldn't say that Alex did nothing wrong, how the fuck are there comments saying he didn't do anything wrong omg??!!
punishment for WHAT?!
Jean isn't quite yelling at Alex for the things she wants to yell at him about so I guess that's why the comments that apparently defended him may have thought she was treating him unfairly but it's like... it's hard to say you might not fucking remember but you didn't use a condom and didn't fucking listen to me while i told you to stop repeatedly you jackass and now they're all ruining my life
this fucking Alex/Jean montage i'm so mad T.T
and Army needs a fucking punch too
Alex is soooo aghhhh why is he literally going to Jean's house (!!!) and saying sorry but also repeatedly being like "Can you forgive me?" like girl wtf how can you expect forgiveness this easily by saying it was your fault a decade later smhh
ahhh horrible. good episode in the sense that it's well-crafted and makes sense but truly what the fuck
I get that Alex was drunk and so ignored Jean while we assume he wouldn't have done that if he wasn't drunk but truly... what the fuck? Being drunk doesn't mean you get a free get out of jail card to violate consent. The show nor the audience seem to use the word rape but that's what it was, right? I don't want them to get back together in the end man...
And also the Army-Joe thing... idk, throwing Joe under the bus...
Also I think I won't look at warp effect tumblr posts anymore... idk, I kinda don't care to read about people's thoughts on it because it's already tiring to watch the show, much less read people's thoughts on it. Might seek out specific gifsets if I really want one though.
Ep 7 (Apr 25)
7-1
lol everybody having fun while Alex can't orgasm
Liu's boss... ew
Rose and Jedi are cute heh
plss not Jedi being one of the men who wants their gf/wife to go open relationship but then is jealous she's is getting more partners and having fun and such
I'm glad we get kissing and sex with with Jedi and Rose because I swear so many times when trans actresses are cast, they either get no romance or very chaste romance with hugs at most
aw shucks, I'm guessing Jedi's dick hurting is gonna lead to the hospital visit in Alex's photo
7-2
oh also, ig I didn't think about the fact that Nim would have to marry whoever she has a kid with?
heh quick decision to have a freaking child
I'm also not sure Nim having a child is even the right decision
New looks soo attractive in the bar scene
I love Alex trying to mend the relationship with Ice
ewwww not Captain asking Kat to be his gf in public with flowers and such. It puts pressure on the one being asked, I hateeee it when people ask such questions in public and then the asker might get angry at being humiliated. I'm glad Kat stood her ground but I'm afraid he's gonna retaliate, esp since he's a pilot where she is a flight attendant
7-3
It makes me so nervous fr when they do anything in public
oh crazy, we're having the not orgasming talk but for a gay couple this time
a little PSA about positions
omg Joe is a side? doesn't like penetration possibly? because he liked the handjobs
Joong's character and Jean are cute man, idk I hope he's not sleazy
ah, Molly and Nim scenes once again
aw man Ew is going to meet the bunny domme
it's cute how excited he is but helloo you're meeting a woman behind our gf's back + camera?!
oh no he's wearing the outfit he gets arrested in
ah cops
you can get arrested for creating porn in thailand?
7-4
Ew begging Liu to stay is still more about himself and how she's the only one who understands him and gave him a chance rather than about her. But the story gets that I think because Liu says that in their relationship she has tried to be what's needed for Ew but Ew hasn't done the same.
ah shit not the captain beating up Kat, that fucker
Ep 8 (Apr 25)
8-1
poor Kat
aww Jean and Kat <3
girl, imagine if you had indeed accepted him, he's a fucking asshole, you'd be in a mess either way
yesss you two should date
I don't even know how to feel at Jean and Alex conversations, like it's not cool or chill dude, just shut upp
In the ep 7 r/gmmtv on-air, somebody mentioned that maybe... Army sleeps with another guy/cheats on Joe (esp if they're not on the same page sexually) and that's why it's a polaroid with the other guy's identity hidden? made me sooo nervous, I don't want that to be true plsss I just thought it'd be because Joe is closeted and so we can't see his face
plsss not Army's rant to Alex about Joe not bottoming
ah, Kim is pregnant and I'm guessing Nim is/will be too. I hope one of them gets an abortion for the storyline here
bruh, Bew was flighty from the jump but also Nim really shouldn't have gotten IVF done so quickly and easily with little though
bruh fuck Bew
8-2
plsss Alex going to Joe to talk about his and Army's sex life is sending me fr
side Joe! and they're fr talking about it!
Ah, Mollie and Nim :(
I really hope Kim ends up having an abortion. She and Ice can make another baby in the future when they're older and more stable and ready
Aw, Ice is sweet but I still don't think they should have a baby when neither is ready
Alex randomly there to help Kat lol
damn, Captain got put in jail, that's good
8-3
I hope Tony's just a nice, regular guy
pls Army being like yep my partner is soo satisfied with my performance to his patient
lol multi-activity full package outercourse
uh... is Kat developing feelings for Alex/I thought she had feelings for a while tbh
oh, Alex talking about Jean in his sleep rip
I hope Jean and Kat don't become enemies, that's my only wish
8-4
I love Joe and Army so bad wtf
Kat and Army's photos now fixed
Ep 9 (Apr 26)
9-1
okay Jedi mentioned always using protection
oof, not them fighting over the HPV
Rose is trans and didn't have bottom surgery so how tf did they have sex so easily in the kitchen that one time lmfao
pls not Ice singing about their child in this club setting
Kim shouldn't be drinking but Ice shouldn't be picking fights with strangers like that and escalating situations either
okay finally abortion mention
Ice let go of your fucking pride for like one second
9-2
hehe Sylvie and Joong scenes
not both Mollie and Jean falling for Tony's charms
okay Alex giving Ice good advice about supporting Kim's decision for an abortion. I wish somebody would also mention that they can just... have a child a couple years down the line
i wonder where we're going with the HPV storyline?
9-3
stop meeting at Joe's workplace I beg
STOP YELLING !!!
why is that man taking a video aghhhh Armyyyy i'm gonna kill you and also that man
ah, Nim and Molliee
ohh Nim's photo went back
not the flight attendant roleplay plss
I'm dying at Rose and Jedi's relationship where they're in an open relationship and flirt with people but never sleep with any of them even though the other one thinks they do lmfao
okay glad Kat didn't just get over Captain's assault and that it still affects her. but she's not portrayed as week for still being affected because it's literally such a big thing
Jedi and Rose are sooooo cute what the hell
not the scent callback
Jedi/Rose cutiesss
9-4
omg Kat and Tony?
Tony is suchhh a flirt that it's fun to see him be taken back by Kat's extremely forward pursuit
so is Tony... supposed to be just a nice, normal guy fr? I hope he is
Rose and Jedi are actually so cute like I'm dead
okay so it's stronger and stronger hinting that Jean was indeed pregnant after that party
oh no, Liu and her fuckass boss creep next ep
I liked how cute Jedi and Rose were but I feel like why introduce the open relationship aspect at all then? Like if they needed to have it, they could've treated it with more nuance and have them actually participate in the open part of their relationship. idk i was like, the lesson isn't that "people in love can't do open relationships" right?
Ep 10 (Apr 26)
10-1
director and main actor dating? and also Tony asking her in public like this too? Captain flashbacks smh
girl, dancing?! omg why is this too much for me, too much public stuff
let's kill Liu's boss
aghhh, they found out about Joe being gay
10-2
Alex barging in and confronting the boss like that in front of everybody. I hate these men's need to publicly "defend" women and confront/fight men without actually asking the women they're defending what they want because this has consequences
had to work really hard to get into the comedy mindset for this sexual harassment storyline because usually... the serious topics are treated serious idk
pussy eating, let's go
oof, Mollie and Nim fight once again
I get Joe so much and it frustrated me that Army doesn't quite understand how much trauma Joe has because of his actions (similar to his bff Alex in that way who just jokes around with Jean as if he didn't fucking rape her)
and what about the puppy play? we doing that still? cuz idk if Ew can do with it?
Ah, Jean and Kat convo about Alex. I'm glad it wasn't messy
10-3
oof, no Kim, you did the right thing
there is no need to feel bad for Ice because he can have a baby couple years down the line if he still wants it after he's more settled
okay he finally mentioned that they can have a kid when they're ready
erotic foot massage, loll yas (+ a little servant roleplay?)
i'm so glad they're communicating, never been so happy to see erotic foot massage and puppy play
omg Jedi proposing (and this time the public proposal feels okay like it doesn't feel like pressuring Rose)
Jedi and Rose are sooo cute. maybe the fact that they have the least screentime & so the least conflict helps with that
10-4
I'm nervous
ooh, a Tony and Jean kiss
this is so fucked uppp, my poor Jean T.T
glad Tony turned out to be actually decent
Once again, I'm hoping Alex/Jean isn't endgame
polaroid photo of Alex's mother and Teacher Saran?
Watched most of this at 1.25x speed tbh
Ep 11 (Apr 26)
I'm really enjoying the show but I must be honest... I'm also kind of dreading it and just want to be done... The Alex & Jean is honestly A Lot for me and idk if they can handle it well and I'm not looking forward to Joe-Army and Mollie-Nim's conflicts either. I kinda wanna just knock out the last 2 episodes by tonight though because I just wanna be doneee
It'll be 1.25x speed for the rest of the show I think. I managed to watch the first 9 episodes at regular speed though
11-1
Ah, Alex's bio dad is actually their gym/sex-ed teacher
damn, we're going so fast with this storyline
dang, more than his mother, his father was the reason for the time travel with the camera gift
Tony and Kat could be cute
pls not the "what if I get dragged by your fans" mentioned
I get that Nim shouldn't have been so callous with Mollie by saying they can be friends but Nim literally had 1) Mollie kiss another boy while they dated and 2) had Bew walk out her while pregnant. I feel like her not opening up or easily trusting Mollie to be a good partner and parent makes sense
Mollie could've just said the stuff nicely as a confession instead of a fight
11-2
let's go Joe (incredibly easy fix for something serious though lol)
I don't get the point of the kicking crossbar thing but sure, ig Joe and Army have made up
girl okay wtf is this promposal from Alex to Jean, idkkkk I'm just not into it
glad Jean didn't say yes
11-3
aw, Jedi/Rose wedding
Army-Joe dance too, Joe overcoming his shyness
no way Ew is proposing right here smh
Tony and Kat are cute too, even if it's all going fast cuz the show's ending ig
I want Jean to be able to speak to somebody openly and honestly about being raped by Alex (like that's literally what it was), whether it be a therapist, a close friend, fucking confronting Alex, idc but it feels like Alex doesn't even give it the weight it deserves, idk
Alex requesting for Jean to get back with him like literally why bro just let the girl be, I beg
11-4
literally, like just let her live her life instead of fucking inserting yourself so boldly, and often so jokingly. i get that you wanna fucking climax and also go back to the future but it's so frustrating to have him want to get back with her romantically out of selfish desire instead of at least helping her altruistically
This is so devastating, I don't fucking want them together fr
omg, her telling him to go back to the past
I guess he's gonna go back in time and do things differently. I'm just glad that in this scenario with how things have played out, in this timeline how original Alex lived, Jean can't forgive him or get together with him. So I'm partially getting what I wanted.
Also interesting parallel with Alex's father who Alex is now refusing to give a second chance, to come into his life, because he fucked up big time as well and there's just no coming back from that to suddenly be a good dad or being involved with Alex's life.
Also, people in the YT comments or on reddit who are acting like "ohhh Alex didn't know, he can't be held accountable for that night/for not knowing about the pregnancy, Jean should've told him yada yada", fuck you like actually. She was a young woman who was raped by somebody she deeply trusted (idc that he was young and drunk and it was "unintentional" - doesn't undo what he did), then ostracized by the school while he was put on a padastal (and left his other friends to follow his popularity), then suspended, then found out she was pregnant at a time when abortion was illegal. It makes plenty of fucking sense to me that she didn't go and tell Alex what happened. It's not even like she was doing anything to Alex in the current timeline, he's the one who keeps inserting himself into her life and pursing her romantically despite her saying no multiple times (parallels?).
Ep 12 (Apr 26)
I don't really feel like watching this ep but I will because I just wanna be done bruh
1.5x speed idc
12-1
please Alex going around and being elated toward Grandpa and Ice who are like ?? lol
omg this is so funny as he gives everybody the advice they need 10 years in the future
12-2
bro there is noooo way they're gonna give Jean's iconic dildo defense rant to fucking Alex
bro you just went on a time travelling mission that taught you about your mistakes when you were drunk this night at this party, c'mon don't drink bruh
12-3
not the Liu-Ew and Jedi-Rose making out competition
Joe-Army have had more sex in public places than in private in every timeline
12-4
pls not the time jump again when he orgasms
Honestly, a pretty fun end and kind of makes me less upset at the other stuff. Like I'm still intellectually upset at it when I think about it, but I'm on a high from the fun stuff, so it doesn't feel as terrible as when I finished ep 11.
Overall:
A unique and enjoyable show, it was so fun to see all these characters in their specific situations and how they deal with them. The characters were all compelling, it's wild how I was into all their storylines. how charming each character/their story was, and how the story juggled them. It also made me see a bunch of actors in new lights, New most of all, as they acted in a role outside of their usual wheelhouse.
I think the most frustrating part for me was how it seemed like although they were getting at it, they never quite acknowledged that what Alex did to Jean that night was rape. It made me quite angry actually, especially how Alex's actions didn't feel like it actually took Jean's feelings and trauma and requests into account. I was at least glad that in that timeline, Jean doesn't get back with Alex.
Rating: 7/10
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[hullo! dropping in a honmei gift for Ace!! thanks!! ^^]
Ace is surprised with a hug from behind. "Boo! Haha, did I getcha? Here," A small, red box with a ribbon is placed in his hands. There's a clear window on the lid, and through it, he sees a slice of cherry pie. "They had your favorite in the cafeteria today! I made sure to snag a piece for you before they ran out, hehe." Now face-to-face with him, the butterflies in their stomach go wild, but they push forth.
"...I'm just gonna lay it all out: I like you. A lot, actually. I'm in love with you, and your goofy smile, and those stupid pretty eyes of yours..."
They're unable to look at him, but they grin as they continue. "Really, what's not to love about you? You're pretty cool, you're really funny, and you're an amazing friend... You make my days here in this crazy world so much easier, and a whole lot brighter. You have no idea how grateful I am for that..." They look up at him, smiling brightly. "I must be really lucky, having someone like you by my side."
"Call me a sap, or a cheeseball, or whatever; I don't care. I know teasing people like that is your love language." They laugh as they lightly, playfully punch his arm. "Still, it's nice to actually hear the words, right? So... I love you, Ace Trappola! With my whole heart!" They punctuate their confession with a quick kiss to the heart mark on Ace's face.
One tiny alteration was made (just so the events pan out a little more fluidly and dramatically); instead of the Reader placing the box in Ace's hands, Ace grabs it. Hope that's alright! .. BRUH 😭 Can I just say???? I’m totally shocked at how many gifts Ace got this year??? He ALONE claimed 10% of the interactions, and that’s more than Malleus fucking Draconia.
What the heck did Ace do the last year to steal all of your hearts???????? 🤡 This is a genuine question.
Sweet on You.
"Hey, watch it!" Ace groaned, playfully swatting at you with his notebook once you had released him. "Only dummies like Deuce would fall for such a lame jumpscare. I'm built different."
After delivering a light blow to your head, he tucked the notebook under an arm. "So, what's up? You need me or something' now that classes are out?"
Ace peered at the small beribboned red box you offered. Through a window of clear plastic film, he could see a slice of pie. The lattice crust was crisp and golden brown, the filling oozing with plump cherries.
His eyes lit up. "Sweet, score!! I was super bummed out since Professor Crewel--what a hardass--lectured me about goofing off in lab. He went on for so long that I was late for lunch period and totally missed my shot at grabbing a slice."
Ace greedily reached to intercept the snack. When both his grip and yours were locked onto the box, the swarm of butterflies in your stomach went wild and let loose. That physical connection, however brief, your impetus.
You liked him. In fact, you loved him. All your heartfelt thoughts and feelings spilled out, every last detail you loved about him put on display in the empty classroom.
His fingers, and his expression, froze.
You continued.
The more you spoke of him, the more confidence ballooned in your chest. A smile slowly crept onto your mouth, and you managed to wrench your eyes up to match Ace's.
"I must be really lucky, having someone like you by my side."
"... Hah?" Ace stole away the cherry pie. Jutting his chin out, he adopted a smug look—but failed to disguise the initial stutter to his response. “O-Of course you’d be into me. Duh, who wouldn’t be? Can't exactly fault ya. I'm some pretty hot stuff--I'm cheerful, funny, loyal, and super humble. I'm basically the perfect package!"
Lifting a hand, he lightly flicked you on the forehead. "I know you're madly in love with me and can't bear to be apart, but geez, don't go and say sappy stuff like that! You're seriously no shame and all cheese."
"I don't care," you laughed, taking his biting remarks in stride. You landed a punch on his arm. "I know teasing people like that is your love language."
"H-Hey, don't just go and assume..."
"I love you, Ace Trappola! With my whole heart!"
"... Ah."
Warmth blossomed from the mark stamped on his face. Its origin point, where you had laid your lips. His own mouth, and all the sass that flowed from it, silenced.
Your hearts skipped in unison as you beheld one another. The moment, magical.
Ace broke your gaze and quickly looked away.
Time seemed to stand still, letting loose of its hold only when he next spoke.
“………………………. You beat me to saying it,” Ace muttered. A coquettish pink had bloomed upon his cheeks. “It’s cool to have you around. Maybe… we could hang out even more. Not as friends, but as something more.”
His eyes—the very ones you loved—returned to you, bolder and more bright than ever before.
“… What do you say? Be my partner in crime?”
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst x reader#Ace Trappola x Reader#twisted wonderland interactions#twisted wonderland headcanons#twisted wonderland scenarios#sweet on you#twisted wonderland imagines#Reader#self insert#disney twisted wonderland
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Hellooooo!! So, Im kind of new here and i happen to stumble upon your account and when i tell you IM OBSESSED!!!! And i wanted to request a x y/n where they are just secretly rich rich and someone (you pick) dared them to donate to them cause they lost a challenge or they just asked just because and they are SHOOKED cause it was supposed to be a joke then they donated a bigger amount cause their reaction was funny and now the character you picked have a walking atm machine. If you did write it then thank youuuuu (♥ó㉨ò)ノ♡ Have a good day💖
Hallo, thank you for requesting!
Also welcome to my account, I'm happy you enjoy my content ^^
And I hope you also enjoy this one <3
DSMP reacting to you actually being rich

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, Philza, Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude, Slimecicle
Click here before requesting, please <3
I feel like this would definitely happened during the "Minecraft, but when I tale damage I get shocked" the Dream Team filmed
You choose which one
But whoever was getting shocked was like "Yeah, I'll get rid of the sheild if you give me 1.000 dollars LOL"
And you were like "HAH bet"
But nobody believed you until the notification sound went off
"Y/N just donated $1.000"
They're all just looking at you like W T H
And so this is how #walkingATMmachine(Y/N) started trending
You have many videos on your youtube channel titled "Buying (blank) whatever they want" or "Donating 5.000 dollars to (blank)"
I feel like Dream, Badboyhalo, Karl Jacobs, Philza, Nihachu, Eret, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude and Slimecicle would actually be concerned if they happened to be the target of one of your videos. Like they'd try to give you your money back and your just like "Nah bruh, it's yours"
While Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Skeppy, Quackity, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade and Punz on the other hand are like "Money? Cool", but would ask you if you wanted them back in private before accepting them
#dreamsmp#dsmp#mcyt#dream smp x reader#dsmp x reader#mcyt x reader#dreamsmpscenarios#dsmpscenarios#mcytscenarios#dream x reader#georgenotfound x reader#sapnap x reader#badboyhalo x reader#skeppy#quackity x reader#karl jacobs x reader#wilbur soot x reader#philza#technoblade x reader#nihachu x reader#eret x reader#punz x reader#foolishxreader#awesamedude x reader#charlie slimecicle#beescenarios
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I’ve got so much work recently that the brain ain’t filled up yet but I have a couple ideas for the magical girl au :):):):) back on my usual bullshit lmao ✨✨✨
K so these mfers (Knights + Mika + Shu(eventually, give him time, a season two breakdown and a redemption arc) ) should go song karaoke together. They deserve it after all the horrors tbh. The little doll man should get to experience the epic highs and lows of awful greasy pizza at an establishment that isn’t a restaurant. Tsukasa, Izumi, and Shu should also be subjected to it tbh. Tsukasa might like it <3 Izumi and Shu however… malding, screaming and dying even.
Anyways it would be funny as hell if Shu also went to school with the knights. Cuz he’s the same age as Izumi and Leo anyways. Bruh, Arashi could just think that Shu is Mika’s crush 💀💀💀. On god that could make for some top tier comedic interactions. Mostly Arashi teasing Mika about his crush, and Mika frantically trying to assure her that it isn’t a crush cuz he wouldn’t be caught dead catching feelings for his boss. Meanwhile the idea that he could have a crush on his boss has been planted in the back of his mind and it’s only gonna keep growing. I feel like this would be funny for two reasons, one: hijinks, two: bigger emotional payoff when Mika does decide to leave him <<<333 break both of their hearts in one foul swoop.
also Leo being a menace to Shu. They should be in the same class. It would be funny.
Back on my fighting bullshit. I feel like Shu would never fight with his hands or with blades tbh. I feel like he would use a bunch of smaller dolls after losing Mika. Ones that he considers imperfect or something, idk man, something symbolic. + the dolls could almost look like they’re already falling apart and they deteriorate more and more as his mental state deteriorates (not as an in universe thing, just as a visual symbol for the audience to emphasize that Shu is breaking down lmao)
Also Shu and Mika should kiss. Arashi is the #1 wing woman tbh. I love her so much. She deserves to wear a pretty dress like in those super magical girl forms. Like madoka’s at the end of madoka magica when she does the thing, or any of the really powerful forms in precure.
also arashi should punch Shu in the face at one point. I’m thinking about him getting her sword away from her with dolls and being like “Hah! It seems as if you weren’t prepared for this eventuality girl! Kakakakaka! Now that I’ve disarmed you it’s impossible for you to defeat me! Now then, if you’ll excuse me I have more important matters to-” “AGHH!? You, you ignorant girl! You, you imbecile! Why I can’t believe you would-“ she raised her fist again so he finally shut the fuck up. He’s learning 🥰🥰🥰. Mika is probably upset about Shu getting punch tbh. Like he knows why Shu deserved it but he’s still a bit upset. He ain’t mad tho. Shu needed to have some sense beaten into him for once ✨✨✨.
I’m done for now ✨🥰✨🥰✨😎😎😎😎
I kind of want to write out a whole anime plot tbh. If I actually get around to finishing my current fic I might write an outline for this sometime tbh. If I get it done I’ll probably come drop it in your ask box unannounced. Or I’ll make a post and @you in it cuz that might be easier if it’s a whole ass outline.
I love ur ideas even though i forgot answer this ngl JSBDKS Drawings to compensate! It's the only i can do haha!
Anyways, this scene is definitely in the ending of the second season or an OVA about the 7 having daily adolescence adventures like they should had since the start lol
I feel like Leo would be an usual costumer in the karaoke, actually, this would be the group's hideout jsbfjs
Now, I love the idea of Mika staring too long to Shu in the corridors of the school and then Arashi notices and starts teasing him
Mika: no way i could possibly like my boss! He's just so cool and composed and smart and-
Shu, in his classroom:
And yes i think Shu and Mika should kiss, but i also think that Arashi and Mika should kiss, so my offer is:
Arashi: this is my boyfriend, Mika. And this Mika's boyfriend, Shu.
Basically, shumika=second chance trope, aramika=friends to lovers trope. And i love it
You know that i was thinking exactly the same about Shu's powers? He could never fight someone by himself, he would break before a finger lands on him jabfjsj
So yeah, i belive that he would have a dolls/mannequin army. In the first episodes he only uses Mika because he's the strongest, but when he loses him he would starts using unfinished dolls to fight, and with the pasta of episodes there would be more and more dolls but with a worse quality! Like Mika>Metal dolls>Wood dolls>Ceramic/industrial mannequins?. They would start being extremely fragile, like his mental stability😊!
You know Santa Clous from Chainsaw Man? Yeah i see Shu with a similar power but less OP ofc. Like he can control the movements/minds(?) of his artificial dolls but not people, Mika is the exception! Because Mika considered himself like Shu's doll! Once he starts making choices by himself he couldnt be controlled anymore!
Back to Arashi, im 100% sure that her powerup/god form has longer hair, following the more hair=more power formula. I also want to give the nerf or smth that have so much power she has to lose a lot of her humanity sense! She would become this "Justice God" or smth without emotions and the rest of her friends would have to fight/convince her back into normal!
Now. Yes. Arashi should punch people. Arashi should beat the shit out of people. Arashi should beat the shit out of Shu. I didn't gave her armor gloves for nothing.
Yes. Queen. Be scary. Be intimidating. Be your enemy's worst nightmare.
And you want to write the plot while i want to anímate the fucking fight scenes oUT OF MY HEAD I SWEAR IT WOULD LOOK SO COOL IF I KNEW HOW TO ANIMATE UGHH
I would love to read whatever you write about this au too! I'll read every ask you drop here even if i take forever to answer haha;;
#rui draw smth#ensemble stars#enstars#ensemble stars fanart#arashi narukami#mika kagehira#shu itsuki#(omg magical girl arashi)#leo tsukinaga#izumi sena#ritsu sakuma#tsukasa suou#if smth doesnt makes sense. it's 6:30AM i just came back from the carnavals in my city haha.#enstars magical knights au
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rewatching chameleon made me realize that Marinette was being a bit too extra with her coping and seething. someone changes her seat to sit next to her crush. seething. she could literally sit next to lila if she want to convince her to stop lying. she fucking refuses because "she's a liar!!! I don't befriend them!!!" despite being one of them hersELF. lila is doing absolutely nothing to marinette. "guyz she's a manipulative bitch guys did you know she lied about being ladybug's best friend. guys you have to believe me she is evil". what did lila do to you? use the names of famous personalities YOU know personally. use that so that she can get closer to your crush. and that shit completely backfired.
did you know. you are a liar. alya is a liar. even adrien had lied. literally everyone at some point has.
and I noticed something at the end of the episode. ladybug had locked Lila in a shell and told her "we should be friends, not enemies". This could possibly be how Marinette had felt when she said that to her. Lila probably wanted her to not be a problem or something, but Mari was literally silenced, and muffled, like the shell. this shit is ride or die. Marinette was legitimately asking for the War to happen, thinking it would be a revolution
this is why lilanette canon. both hate each other so much. both see the other as a rival in a personal way. also lukadrien canon because both of them them were pushover rebounds
also thomas wants us to hate lila as much as possible, so he puts us at marinette's position in later episodes, making lila do evil shit such as framing, theft, harrassment, to the point it kinda actually warped the tone of the series. which also means lilanette canon. i rest my case
dang. You hit Adrien and Luka with the pushover rebounds. AHAHAHAHAHA.
But yeah Marinette is really bizarre.
You expect her to be above minuscule common things due to her saving Paris from Hawkmoth or think like hey maybe I shouldn't cause something Hawkmoth can feed off. Once she feels inferior to a person that has a liking to her lust, she's out to do whatever it takes by any means to end what she views as an interloper (oh how this makes season 5 age well in this case).
Volpina pretty much explains I fear Lila is better than me in every way and will take Adrien. Heck she even goes out her way to find a flaw of Volpina. It's in her face that she just wanted to see a fault (just like earlier to be HAH). And then you're later like I was wrong please accept my apology after being all that. Bruh she couldn't even handle Volpina taking charge, all I MUST LEAD YOU ALL. I don't get why some find it hard to understand why Lila should not be forgiving to Ladybug. Now on with Lila in heroes day Catalyst of S2 video chat, you already have Marinette going out her way to try to expose Lila. Oh and it's the second video chat to the class (the first was never shown but still...). Again Marinette's thirst of being a Lila Flaw finder.
Then in season 2-3 is I fell below Kagami need to find something wrong with her or she'll ruin my dream with Adrien. 3 also is just I must stop Lila despite Adrien Alya and Tikki's words because I don't believe in Adrien and my friends or I think everything Lila says is false. Adrien likes you more bruh. But to Her it's her duty to expose Lila, I can't leave Rossi alone. I think you're a joke Lila but I'm still gonna snoop upon you. Heck Nino told her snooping ain't cool in Chameleon. And nearing the end of Chameleon lecture Ladybug gave to Lila made my chuckle.
"You don't have to lie and pretend to be something you're not. People will like you for just being yourself."

Like What? Does Ladybug even remember herself or listen to herself? I guess I can only say you must be a super hero to ignore my speech to you but still. Marinette still just doesn't know she should stop talking about her lying. She knows darn well Lila doesn't like being labeled or referred as such from earlier and as Marinette lives a double life should be extra award but yet she'll proceed labeling her or being a nuisance.
*Breaks to S4 briefly*
Anytime Lila could just do the same to Marinette. Oh Marinette you're such a klutz LOL. Marinette please stop slipping and falling. Marinette why are you staggering and fumbling around Adrien. Heh she could have called out Marinette in Guilt Trip as she can see that Marinette is mad distracted fawning for Adrien. Oh Marinette why are you lying. Shame on you (Marinette explodes in anger ahahahaha).
*Back to S3 and to S4*.
Then she's like I give up cause Kagami actually did nothing wrong. Oh and I realized I was the issue and was so wrong. And it's best for Adrien. I'm gonna be with Luka now. Kagami can be with Adrien and should be together even if they broke up. She can't handle seeing Lila winning or being in control. She loathes it (oof puts a smile on my face after season 3 still).
Doesn't Marinette have better things todo that obsess over Lila? Gets angry or offended at retaliation. Retaliation = you are on the same field as Hawkmoth.
Marinette and a lot of the miraculous fandom hold hands hating Lila but mostly that only stems really from a generic common trait they almost to all share that Lila does. They probably upset because they put a fanfiction of why they expected Volpina to be like of probably a goodie two shoes to bond between Ladybug and Chat Noir but things weren't as they framed at first sight when released.
I'll end this with the funny




Reminder that there's like 2 weeks left of school and she won't have to see those 2 scrubs again for awhile (unless they decide to visit her home nearby or park to troll). And next episode, Marinette (with Sabrina) finally takes her down in a horrible plan set up fashion (It's all kinds of wrong. It really is and a lot are weirdly happy over it like over a million). What makes it worse is that speech she gave to Hoaxer for the previous episode. Also reinforcing she learned nothing of previouses and thus put Sabrina in possible danger. Ladybug/Marinette can't see anything. She doesn't get it.
She basically just asking for her life to be Cataclysmed.
Flairmidable swiping the miraculousesto do an exchange with Gabriel pales in comparision to Marinette/Ladybug's boundless disgust at Lila's existence.
I wonder if she'll surpass Lila Rossi and Gabriel Agreste. Maybe she did lol.
It's so romantic ahahha.
All because

is too hard for Marinette.
#Lila Rossi#Marinette Dupain Cheng#Miraculous Ladybug#Lila#Marinette#Adrien Agreste#Alya Cesaire#Tikki The Kwami#Kagami Tsurugi#Miraculous Chameleon#Miraculous Strikeback#Felix Fathom#Felix Graham de Vanily#Luka Couffaine#Chloe Bourgeois#Hawkmoth#LilaRossi#Hawk Moth#Volpina#Miraculous Revelation#Miraculous Confrontation#Miraculous Hoaxer#ml anon ask#PlumSaffron#COPE
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Sharpe's Fortress Daily Book Report:
alright, you know what i'll retract some of my judgement of cornwell pairing every woman he writes with sharpe because, honestly, every time sharpe makes a new male friend i immediatly go "oooooh i bet they fucked". so, really, it's just that sharpe has bicycle vibes.
also, sharpe yeeting himself over the fortress wall only to find like Everyone has followed him and he's now shouting orders at a captain, and immediatly being 😳 lmao.
hdgsfsf fuckin stokes out here seeing morris has been beaten up, figures out sharpe did it, and then is like "oh im gonna gaslight the HELL out of morris on this one".
also every time sharpe gets told no by an officer and he just goes "manslaughter it is then" and punches them. baby this is why you aren't getting promoted. wellesley is gonna start seeing a pattern between officers you've served under and officers who get stabbed and killed lmao.
also the image of sharpe, covered in blood, face cut open, tear streaks through the dust on his face, standing in the middle of the opening southern gate with a bloody claymore resting over his shoulder, glaring both defiantly and exhaustedly forward is something i super wanna draw 👀
Sharpe's Trafalger Daily Book Report:
well i'm so glad i just called myself out in that last bit because, guess what this book opens with? a navy captain. a handsome captain who hugs sharpe and is so very, very thankful to him and seems like a nice guy :). bernie why are you doing this to me :).
sharpe feeling comfy asking him questions and then getting lovingly fed a big meal hhfhsbss. chase is fucking trying to seduce him so hard rn im dying.
hgshsh ONE night with sharpe and chase is all "oh sharpe you're so cool i wanna use my reputation to help you someday uwu" BRUH
and writing a letter so that sharpe will go visit captain chase's wife and family like??? captain chase is 100% the epitome of the "i've had sharpe for 1 evening but if anything happened to him, i'd kill everyone in this room and then myself" meme.
HAH sharpe is so fucking anxious about talking to a pretty lady he's shaking. he's so BABY. god tho every time he pursues another woman i'm just like "she can't hold a candle to beloved teresa, teresa is so much cooler" and hey it's cornwell's fault for creating such a badass woman and handing the stories out to grubby little bisexuals like me.
anyway this one feels like it's gonna be a murder mystery for some reason. i dont think it will be, but it feels like it.
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I Guess I'm D(e)ad Now
(Watch the RoP, they said. I will be fun, they said. They won't write stuff like "I cut Sauron in half", they said. *throws this at your feet*)
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Acting Figures:
Sauron, the Dark Lord of Middle-Earth
Adar, the glorified babysitter of his kin
Two Maiar, servants of Sauron, persumably fallen spirits of Irmo
A cleaner orc
An experiment orc
A bunch of kids (paint them green that should work)
-O-×-O-
SCENE 1. THE SPIRIT OF SAURON APPEARS AT THE SEASHORE, LOOKING UTTERLY OUTRAGED.
Sauron: what the hell.
Sauron, raising his voice: what the heLL
Sauron, mending himself a new body: what in the ACTUAL ABSOLUTE EVERLOVING HELL-
(Sauron is busy trying to stuff himself into the new body. A seagull caws.)
Sauron, snapping: no, YOU SHUT UP! Eru, I swear to- BY MORGOTH THIS IS A HUMAN BODY ERU! COULDN'T YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING BETTER! I- bruh. bruh. No. No. This is fine. Everything's fine. EXCEPT I'M GOING TO- I'M GOING TO- oh no, no, death is a merciful release. No, he's gonna suffer. He's gonna suffer until I cage his GODDAMN FEA- UNTIL I-
(The scene desolves into mutters and screams that slowly fade in the distance.)
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SCENE TWO. SAURON'S LATEST HIDING SPOT. ADAR STANDS BY THE POOL OF BLOOD, WATCHING AS SAURON'S FORM SLOWLY DISSOLVES INTO ASH.
Maia 1: Bruh.
Maia 2, slowly backing away: Bruh-
Adar, blinking: In my defence.
Maia 1: Dude.
Adar: In my defence, I had no idea it'll actually work.
Maia 2, now fully in the corner: Dude, uncool.
Adar: Is. He's dead.
Maia 1: He's dead.
Maia 2: As dead as a dead man can be.
Adar: This. Cannot be right.
Maia 1, throwing him all the paperwork: I mean, yeah, hah man, good luck with that! I Am No Longer Sticking Along. Nah. Nah-nah-nah dude, get away that sword by the way, would you? Cool, cool. Man. Man. I. Do not want to be here when he shows up in all his wrath. GOOD LUCK BYE I'M OUTTA HERE
Maia 2, now completely alone, looking at the blood, whispering: dude.
Adar, paperwork in his hands: I. I just wanted to. Check in. And stuff.
Maia 2: you murdered him in cold blood.
Adar, frowning: I mean, he was commiting several violations of orc rights, wasn't he?
(An experimental orc, still tied to the altar, nods vigoruosly. Maia 2 hisses at them. Adar frowns some more, his hand gripping his sword. Maia 2 screeches and dissolves into thin air. Adar stands alone, still processing.)
Cleaner orc, walking past him: not the bri'test, ain't ya?
Adar: Wha- Oh! Sorry. Sir. I have-
Cleaner orc: killed that bas'ard of a g'neral, yea. Saw it wit' my own eye. Still 'ave that, mate. (Grins and points to his last remaining eye.) Man, hated that guy anyway. (Proceeds to clean the blood.) Why you starin'? Go make yourself useful! Here, take tis. (Throws him a knife.) Go watch over the youn'lin's. Feed 'em. Sumthin. That bastard, tried to feed us elvish meat!
(Adar and Cleaner orc both grimace. Experimental orc shakes their head.)
Adar: Are there still elves here?
Cleaner orc: Nah, nah. We ran otta those long ago. Still have conserved meat, tho. You wanna take care of that? It stinks, mate, that much I'll tell- (baby cry interrupts the cleaner, and he frowns.) Now, why you standin' there like a glorified statue? The kids be cryin', man! Get to work!
(Adar, still baffled, leaves the room. A bunch of orcish kids stare at him expectangly.)
Adar: well.
Adar, taking one of them in lap: I guess no one have ever told you about that time Stinky was smashed to death by Gothmog, didn't they?
#adar#sauron#halbrand#rings of power#rop fic#this was brewing in me for quite some time wasn't it?#anyways feel free to bite me
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